GULLIBILITY of GYNES

Happy Women's Day to all those who endorse the credibility of their existence.Well I'm feeling damn sorry to the sorry state of the piteous creatures who everytime need a QUOTA to prove their paltriness in front of the breeds of their competitors n let them prove the veracity of the statement

"WELCOME TO THE WORLDS OF ANDROS"

and We like the Winning Warriers of the shameful crusade show the pride infront of our foes

n dey simply giving us a sarcastic gesture of loosing when inside they cheer Their victory of proving their strength once again.

ha ha ha

The truth lies in the fact that we are no more the ones who vowed to walk shoulder to shoulder

n give our contribution to any kinda development dat enters into the stream of civilization.

Instead we r ourselves becoming the cause of our weakness n spilling the coldness to the heat of

Intrepid deeds of the VIRAGOES ................

So, my sincere advice to the INDIAN GOVERNMENT is to avoid the

WOMEN's RESERVATION BILL coz its not we who need it instead oblige those who r in an immense need of it........coz

"ITZ NOT AT ALL A MATTER OF A GENDER but A MATTER OF AN INDIVIDUAL"...

DatE WID D GaTe!!!!

Hey People!!!!!!!

Lem'me share wid u all, my first experience of DaTInG.Hearing dis word one immediately steps into a new whimsical land comprising ACCEPTANCE/DENIAL thereby following hugs,kisses,gifts n 'roses/sobs n abhorrence/friendship(rarely).

I being an ignorant being entered the room with an open n' carefree mind n again my curious eyes searching for extremes of unstable ADVENTURES. ADVENTURE in a ROOM?? dissapointed me a bit but the stubborn bird inside could never be bound by anything and managed to find a way to fly in the FOUR WALLS.

Finally it started,TIME was bound but the FUN indeed was unbound.I din't know what adherence he had that compelled me to explore to the extent my imagination could reach.Every query of him was a challenge to my wit n my solution a victory to me n my every wrong attempt a pride into his eyes(u know the false pride of the men folk) n could easily judge my weaknesses.

But, whenever I happened to loose faith in ME,it was again him who was the first to stand by me

n hold d responsibility to protect my failing faith(I must admit its contradictory to my self framed statement(false pride of men folk)) n always outshrined my own inner hidden strengths.

Well, this process carried out for 3 HOURS.At the end a feeling of contentment enlightened rather deviated my psyche n a lustrous glow enlightened me...........

N I happened to get entrapped in a conviction," Yes!!! I found HIM.EUREKA!!!!!! ITZ HIM..........

The one I was searching for............"

But,It was my Ignorance dat I could not judge myself n again it was him who judged me better than myself n showed me the real path I was searching for n thus ended the 3 hrs of test with the best solution of neverending bound(none other than of FRIENDSHIP).

But the claustrophobic feeling of entering into dat land is vanished now.............

n again d faith to face any kinda such experience has been exponentially increased n m ready to FACE it without FEAR.

THNX BUDDY FOR BEING SO NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

Well,dis was about GATE(the first competitive exam of my life)

n d fear factor is gone n now I will b appearing for d others with full preperation!!!!!!!!!

N will definitely succeed dis time...........

LuV U bRO!!!!!!!!

Hi dere!!!!!!

This one is for the most innovative minds I respect.The minds that bear in them the capability

to think differently.Those that have the ability to explore the facts that are still untouched.

That have the POWER to turn anything in the right direction.Why are we having a full faith in mugging up things n following an easy buttery path?Why aren't we having the guts to fight the easy schedules of the torturing systems and only believe in indulging ourselves in following the stupid RAT RACE?Why aren't we utilising the most wonderful gifts we are gifted with i.e. OUR BRAINS?

Stop putting any PRESSURES to it.Coz its the pressure that provokes the devil inside it to follow a wrong path. Let it do its job,the way it likes.Let it roam where ever it feels like.Let it find the best path it can find for u.Let not the responsibilities occupy most of its free space.Lets not be afraid of the results instead lets work differently to make the difference.Coz its the DIFFERENCE that is most noticeable among all SIMILARITIES.

Guys being the youth of this country,its my humble request to all of you to start thinking differently coz Imagine millions of brains thinking differently can cause a MiRAcLe to occur and will once again prove the fertility of INDIAN FERTILE BRAIN.Bear the courage to prove my words in a more positive manner.

Hey buddies if any of my words has indeed stirred any nerves of your brains and immediately an innovative idea of any field has sweeped your brain then lets share it with every1 who passes through it . May be we happen to get the most novice idea that will certainly make the difference.

Dedicated to my darling brother(my greatest strength).

RAHUL more BHARTIYA than BAL THAKEREY?

RAHUL GANDHI,the current CONGRESS PRESIDENT has slapped the shiv Sena chief BAL THAKEREY by simply moving through a local train and proving his words by passing a silent statement and thus proving the fact that MUMBAI is not only a land of MAHARASHTRIANS but belong to all INDIANS.The dimpled guy dressed in white KURTA PAYAJAMA looking no less than an emblem of PEACE n' JUSTICE heading forward like a warrier thereby preventing the UNITY of the country.Once again proving the point that merely standing and showing respect to the national anthem will not work until n unless we the youths make our sleeping souls stand and unitedly fight for its existence.

NOW guys wait for a new movie -

CHAK DE RAHUL!!!!!!!

RAHUL GANDHI (lead actor-hero)

BAL THAKEREY(lead actor-villain)

BJP members(side roles)

WE(janta)(viewers/victims)

note : THAKERY has played his game.RAHUL has won the TROPHY.BJP has done its cheering and WE , the COMMON PEOPLE are again the poor MAMUS.

Now, if today we dont recover from our INSOMNIA then the day is not far away when we will no more be having our identities.

jago indians jago........

TRAPPED IN A WEB

Suddenly at around mid of the night, I realised that I was transformed into a LILLIPUT and was struggling to find my way.It was indeed a bloodcurdling tunnel with darkness everywhere.Thnx to my cell phone whose light helped me with which I found so many nebulous creatures all around.Then,after a keen surveillance of each of them,I realised it was a lady like figure and there were so many that i got confused with which were being visited n which were left.I found it a damn hell like place and managed to drag myself out of it.

Then I found myself in a new tunnel where I heard the words like "hot","spicy" which aroused my hunger n immediately the spicy punjabi food came to my mind then my curiosity took me near two ball kind of windows and when I opened their flaps,I saw some girls going.I stepped back and wondered howcome a girl be hot n spicy.Then in a different corner,I found some kind of calculations and computations were being done to find out the cheap and best way to switch over to a new tender coz the previous one was getting boring and unbearable.Before I could go deep into that discussion,it was closed.Thus,with lots of unanswerable questions hitting my poor mind I realised that it was indeed an ALIEN LAND TO ME whose vocab was quite conflicting to that of mine.I left that tunnel also and entered into a new one.

This was quite interesting and was full of innovative and creative ideas.Here, I din't need my cell phone's light.It was a place where I wished to stay forever.I left that also (unwillingly) and found myself in a new,no less than a 'perfect world' kind of place which was full of love n affection for everyone and when it comes to friendship,it was purer than the purity itself . Now,moving further there was a little child sitting n staring at me with his innocent eyes.

Suddenly,I got up with my alarm n realised that I am no more a LILLIPUT and again measured my height I was the same 5 feet 3 inches tall girl.His Mercy! It was merely a NIGHTMARE.But I wondered what could that weird place be.Well I pondered over it for long n realised it was nothing but a "man's mind".

MIND POWER(addling my poor brain)

When you stare at someone continously why it happens that that person is bound to look at you in response?

Does an imaginary thread binds the two minds or two brains get some vibrating alerts and get connected? Well m damn perplexed of the fact if it truly exists and if so how it works?

Why it happens that a person with a high will power relives and regains the loosing power and strength?

A person with an optimistic approach can achieve anything?

If you are not feeling well and have a belief that it is the Doctor's prescribed medicines that will act like a magic wizard to you , just after returning from that heavenly abode you suddenly observe that you are no more in need of those miraculous pills.

If you are living in some fear of Darkness and someone assures you that DARKNESS is the another name for that SUPREME POWER,you start worshiping It and the fear of black magic becomes no less DIVINE than a PRAYER.

If you miss someone desperately,you suddenly get a call from that person more technically called TELEPATHY as if an imaginary pipeline has been laid between two brains which is quicker than any of the Service providers BSNL(Brain Signals Never Located)having the following ADVANTAGES:

• enormous bandwith
• no transmission loss
• no cost
• effective signal security.

You start worshipping a piece of stone which you call a CREATOR of the UNIVERSE at the same time do a great deal of INJUSTICE to those(not that lucky ones) which were not being carved by

the CREATOR OF THAT CREATOR.

You make a mindset for GOOD n' BAD OMENS which are not more than the sinful deeds of the deadly demon inside your mischievous mind and the things start going accordingly.

How is that the HUMAN BRAIN which is designed to do the monitory functions of our body becomes the master of those deeds whose modules/functions in its software were not being defined earlier.Why doesn't it give an error when it happens to get a task of which it is not being developed for.Why does the phrase "ALL IZZ WELL " sets everything to the desired path.

HOW DO THE DREAMS COME TRUE? How can some brains make a prophesy which do come true?

"Please save this drowned psyche come out safely from this ocean of unending bewilderment. "

Is INDIA making OBAMA nervous?

Well ,undoubtebly an ironic statement that the president of the world leading economy developing some kind of fearpsychosis among the other members of their government in the fear of India holding the top position and snatching the crown of US for becoming the world's leading economy. During a state of the UN address, BARRACK OBAMA clearly mentioned that he would lock the US jobs within the borders thus regaining the support and confidence of the US people.Well, undoubtebly a good strategy to frictionise the slipping confidence of his masses. Being aware of the fact that maximum outsourcing was being done with CHINA,he mentioned the name of INDIA several times, quite a diplomatic statement.Moreover, also knowing that around 74% of the profit via outsourcing is shared itself by US based industries,pointing INDIA left us with UNDIGESTABLE tummy.But the pill to it is the notion that "INDIA BEING A DEVELOPING ECONOMY IS threatening the world's leading economy".

Hi Friends!

This is my first blog.My first interaction with outside world.Well,I m typing it with my fingers freezing heart beating fast like a spring hitting a tough surface.

Well, with lots of fear in my heart, with tears in my eyes.I m writing it now..........

But now the flow is smoothing with tears turning into smile n heart full of excitement!!!!!!!!!

Yippi I m luving it without caring if anyone likes it or not.

Well this is me. Absolutely independent(in my terms) luving myself without caring if anyone cares a bit for me............

i m not like those i see around n i m blogging to share my views with others......

if anyone reading my IDIOTIC blog can reply to me.It would be a lovely INTERACTION........